Drunk People Are Usually Unattractive, Especially if Their Football Team Just Lost a Match

Drunk British people are the bane of my existence. Well...any large group of drunk tourists is the bane of my existence, but somehow I always seem to enounter obnoxious drunk British tourists while living in Central Europe. Adding a new dimension of stupidity, this week it was a drunk British football team, burying their sorrows after a devestating loss (read: their team sucks) and trying to get laid by attractive Hungarian women who are obviously just dying for a quick hookup with a guy so drunk he'd probably hit on a lamp post if it were skinny enough. Oh yes, I have to tell you, Hungarian/Czech women spend their lives sitting around lonely in bars hoping, just hoping that one day a drunk American/Brittish/German tourist will come along and ask them to come have a quicky with them in their hotel room before they have to leave the next day. In addition to which, just a few pointers on how to get laid:
1. Refrain from using obscenities, especially those referring to particular parts of the body, in your pickup lines.
2. Don't stand around fighting over which of you is "gay" and which of you wants to touch the other's ass. I don't know in whose world calling each other gay is funny or cute, but it doesn't seem to positively effect any of the girls I know.
3. Don't surround people. One only mildly tipsy guy with a cute accent could concievably be very atrtactive, but five of you crowding somebody into a corner and yelling loudly, mainly amongst yourselves is just down right irritating, not to mention claustrophobic.
4. Finally, how about one less beer, man. Seriosly. I know it's cheap, I know you have a good exchange rate, but you should preferably be able to walk while trying to "pick up chicks". Also, you look stupid enough sober, and nobody wants to help you out while you vomit.

In slightly happier news, my cousin just joined a band called Particle People and this is a write up about them:
http://www.jambase.com/headsup.asp?storyID=8050

And this is their homepage:
http://www.particlepeople.com/

I have as yet been unable to hear their stuff, but the general concensus seems to be that they rock so check em out.

Lata Folks. History beckons and I shall answer the call.

Megan